What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 09:20

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”